The smarter I get, the Less I know

My Favorite Sayings

  1. A “know it all”, can learn nothing.
  2. A Chain will always break at its weakest link.
  3. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  4. Addiction: One is too many, and a thousand never enough.
  5. A Leader shows the way, a Dictator shows his gun.
  6. An Aggressive approach makes failure unlikely, whereas, a Passive approach insures it.
  7. A recession is when the other guy is out of work. A Depression is when you are out of work.
  8. A single penny will last you a very long time, when you are finally dead.
  9. A thing is only worth as much money as someone is willing to pay for it.
  10. A wise person will Capitalize on the experience of others.
  11. Always look at things the same way and you will always see the same thing.
  12. Always tell the Truth, and you will never have to remember ‘who’ you told ‘what’ to.
  13. Anything you do, you can stubbornly refuse to do.
  14. Asking questions is the road to discovery.
  15. Be careful of what you pray for, you must might get it.
  16. Birds of a feather, flock together.
  17. Change your mind, you change your life.
  18. Crazy people don’t know that they are crazy.
  19. Die young, and leave a good looking corpse.
  20. Do you just want to feel better, or do you actually want to ‘get’ better.
  21. Either get off the pot, or shit. Make a choice.
  22. Every one has to be some place, and I’m here.
  23. Faith involves a degree of risk.
  24. Find a job you like, and, you will never have to work a day in your life
  25. Give a guy a fish and you feed him for one day, Teach him to fish and you feed him for life.
  26. Good is the enemy of the best.
  27. He talks a lot, but doesn’t say much.
  28. He talks smart, but does stupid.
  29. He who has learned to learn, has learned enough.
  30. How much is enough? MORE!
  31. I am often wrong, and I don’t like to admit it
  32. I can’t teach what I don’t know.
  33. I do not want to just believe, I want to know.
  34. If you don’t know what the problem was,  then you haven’t fixed it.
  35. I had to go where I went, to get to where I got to.
  36. I have two ears and one mouth because i should listen to both sides of an argument, but have only one opinion.
  37. Imagine: They had a war, but no one showed up.
  38. I’ve given up any hope of a better past.
  39. If a picture is worth a thousand words, why do I bother to read?
  40. If I cant have it , nobody can.
  41. If I do what I always did, I’ll get what I always got.
  42. If I enjoy my job, is it really work?
  43. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.
  44. If it can happen, It probably will.
  45. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and smells like a duck, then it is a very good chance that it is a duck.
  46. If you can’t keep it a secret, what makes you think that I can?
  47. In the absence of Absolute Certainty, I rely on Faith.
  48. Inflation means I can move into a higher priced neighborhood, without having to pack my things.
  49. Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
  50. Knowledge and wisdom is freely available to anyone who cares to seek it.
  51. knowledge is power, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely.
  52. Live the life you love and love the life you live.
  53. Next time It will be different.
  54. Nowhere to go and all day to get there.
  55. Nothing to do and all day to do it.
  56. Politics is about “Who” gets “What”
  57. Pride goes before the Fall.
  58. Religion is for those who do not want to go to hell. Spirituality is for those who have.
  59. Rules are for those who are expected to obey, Principles are for those who are expected to think.
  60. Saved from the sinking ship, only to find yourself adrift in a leaky life raft.
  61. Shoemaker, stick to thy task.
  62. Sober up a horse thief, you get a sober horse thief.
  63. Sometimes, the Advocates of Religion, are their worst examples.
  64. Steal a Dollar from one who has millions, I have taken very little, but, steal a dollar from one who has only one dollar, I have taken Everything.
  65. Take what you need and leave the rest.
  66. The best written book is useless, If the reader does not understand what it says.
  67. The journey of a thousand miles starts with a single step.
  68. The smarter I get, the less I know.
  69. The spirit is willing, but the body is weak.
  70. There are only two ways to think about something, my way, and the wrong way.
  71. There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance-that principle is contempt prior to investigation.
  72. There is no such thing as a stupid question.
  73. Those who do not involve themselves in the political process, are destined to be governed by those who do.
  74. Today is the tomorrow I thought about yesterday
  75. What others think about me, is none of my business.
  76. When all the decisions are yours, so are all the solutions.
  77. When you have ‘nothing’, you have Nothing to loose.
  78. With power comes responsibility.
  79. Would you rather fly with the eagles, or scratch with the chickens?
  80. You can kill the messenger, but you can’t kill the message.
  81. You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.
  82. You can only fool a fool. So If you got fooled, what does that make you?
  83. You can’t solve a problem with the same thinking that caused that problem in the first place.
  84. You don’t know how broke you are, untill you go and buy a house.
  85. He who laughs last, thinks slowest
  86. I started out with nothing, and I have most of it left.
  87. Have you ever stopped to think, and, then forgot to start up again?
  88. It’s easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
  89. The stock market is a great way to turn a small fortune into an even smaller one.
  90. A Pickle can never again be turned back into a cucumber.
  91. Sex without Love
  92. If you Ignore it , it will go away

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